®The árotherhood of Gíds and âetards¯
                     "Two Interesting Teas"
                         by Mr. Sandman

     While doing some reading recently, I stumbled onto two
different teas which are very interesting and yet there has not
been a lot of discussion about them in the Modem Underground. The
information might be very beneficial for some of you or might help
you to gain a legal high. First I will discuss the buzzing tea.

                          ®Damiana Tea¯

     This is a truly interesting substance. When ingested, Damiana
Tea will act as a mild aphrodisiac and will also give you a feeling
similar to being high on Marijuana. Damiana Tea is a LEGAL
substance. I have been told that it is available at most health
food stores though I am not sure if this is true because I have
never tried it. The only known harmful side effect is that, similar
to alcohol, it can damage the liver if it is abused for a very long
time. Anyways, the production of Damiana Tea is quite simple. Add
2 large tablespoons of the Damiana leaf to make the tea and let it
steep for about 5 minutes. If you would like more of a high and
less of an aphrodisiac then add a tablespoon of Catnip. Catnip can
be bought at most pet stores. The effects of Damiana Tea supposedly
last for a little longer than an hour.

     The second tea I read about supposedly purifies the blood. How
well this works, I do not know but it may come in handy for our
drug buddies.

                      ®Blood Purifying Tea¯

     Production of this tea seems simple enough.
          Add 1 part Burdock Root
          Add 1 part Chicory Root
          Add 1 part Dandelion Root
          Add 1 part Sarsaparilla Root
          Add « part Yellow Dock Root

     Place all of these herbs in a jar together according to the
ratio listed above. Mix the herbs together in the jar. Use 1
tablespoon of the mixed herbs to produce 1 cup of the tea. Place
the herbs in a pot of water according the ratio of water used.
Bring the solution to a boil and then cover the pan while reducing
the heat. Allow the tea to simmer for 10 minutes. Finally, strain
out the herbs from the water and your tea will be ready. Start by
drinking 1  cup a day and later you can increase to 2 or 3 cups a
day if you want. Continue drinking the tea for at least 2 weeks in
order to achieve the best results.
     Granted, this wont work if you have a surprise drug test (hell
I don't even know if the tea works at all) but it should work for
someone who has recently gotten off of drugs and would like to
clean out their system. If you would like to obtain more
information on the Blood Purifying Tea then pick up a copy of the
May 1990 Vegetarian Times. Hope you enjoyed the file.

                              Mr. Sandman